About that Secret
Formula to Bestseller Success…
When I attended a book marketing meeting earlier in the
year, two of my fellow attendees insisted they had discovered "the
way" to create bestselling books. Both of these men (would a woman even
say this kind of thing?) were in the process of writing their first book. They
expected nothing less than greatness and a massive payoff once they were done.
Without any encouragement, the two writers informed the rest
of us at the meeting exactly how it's done. They had studied bestselling books
for shared ingredients and each had developed a never-fail secret formula. They
had read numerous how-to books and articles on creating a manuscript that
sells. They had delved deep into the best ways to market books. And each man
was sure he had a bestseller in the works.
Cock sure, I would have to say.
Sorry to admit this, but after listening to these guys I'm
afraid I was rude at that meeting. I questioned the two writers on their
intractable self-confidence. Did they have any real life experience in
marketing books? No. Had they worked with literary agents, editors, publicity
departments in big New York publishing houses. No, no and no.
I have done all these things. And let me tell you what I
told the two new novelists: nobody can predict a bestseller. Certainly literary
agents try, editors and publishing houses bet their wad on certain books. They
know, however, what a crapshoot it is. The book business is like a roulette
table. Only the odds are worse. And there is no house. Sometimes nobody wins.
Why? Because nobody knows what will take off (Fifty Shades, Harry Potter, Twilight)
and what won't (list my books here). If publishers (or the many authors of
how-to-write-a-bestseller books) did know the magic recipe, wouldn't all of
their books be megahits?
The reality is, the contemporary world of book publishing is
like the wild west. Pony up, arm yourself to the teeth, and head out. Be brave.
Give it a shot. That's the best you can do. And maybe after years of riding
hard and working up a real lather, you will get somewhere. Maybe you'll strike
it rich, find gold, settle down on fertile soil. Some do. But most don't.
So don't listen to those people who promise you an easy way.
There is no easy way. Writing is hard. It takes a long time. Your art needs to
be original, your craft clean and fresh. All this takes an awful lot of effort.
And once you finish writing a manuscript, just when you are ready to sit back
and pat yourself on the shoulder and say, good job, let's have a nice glass of
Merlot, the real work begins. Because then you have to sell the darn book!
Next time somebody tells you they have the secret to
success, you can tell them this: You know what it takes to write a great book,
and the rules are simple.
1. Read a lot.
2. Write every day. Rewrite every day.
3. Stay in your chair. And stay on it. For as long as it
takes.
Still, there's no guarantee your hard work will ever pay
off. But that's life, isn't it?
Speaking of life, last time I checked, titles by either of
those two men from that marketing meeting have yet to appear on any bestseller
lists. I hear both are still working on their first book. I wish them massive
success.
***
Mickey J. Corrigan has published six novellas with a variety
of digital presses. Her new novel, Sugar
Babies, was released by Champagne Books
on November 4th. A
sexy thriller, Sugar Babies takes a
hard look at the world of professional girlfriends. Check it out at www. mickeyjcorrigan.com, or on Goodreads (https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/5828647.Mickey_J_Corrigan).
Couldn't agree more. We wouldn't put out a book if we didn't believe in it, but that doesn't mean we will all become millionaires from our writing.
ReplyDeleteAhh, this is SO true!! And I just totally got the image of arming myself with a hoster, 6-shooter, a few knives, and setting out to sell some books :) It definitely can be like the wild west!
ReplyDeleteAmen! Cocksure, indeed. (That kinda cracked me up.)
ReplyDeleteYep, if there were a sure-fire formula, we'd all be literary stars.
Stay in chair, ruin ones back haha have to move about
ReplyDeleteExactly. I have two pinched nerves right now from staying in the darn chair too long. Ouch.
DeleteKeep at it. So true! Read a lot. Even truer! Write every day? I wish.
ReplyDeleteHaving the formula to writing best sellers is akin to having the elixir to eternal life! Oh dear!
ReplyDeleteTake care
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Mine aren't best sellers either (except during Amazon free promotions, which really makes no sense when you think about it), but I've been following that 3-prong approach for years. Maybe someday...
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